Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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