Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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