The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I want a musical about memes.
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