she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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