That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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