I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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