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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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