I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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