and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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