well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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