Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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