Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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