Soap is not a condiment
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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