My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
