I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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