Yo dont text me then not text me
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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