I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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