...so i touched it.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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