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(519): View more from Ontario

It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.

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(301): View more from Maryland

is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head

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Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.

(607): View more from New York

Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I don`t remember Saturday, actually

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Its ok, i dont remember 2007

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(203): View more from Connecticut

And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us

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(646): View more from New York

I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.

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