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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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