Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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