it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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