so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I can't put those talents on a resume
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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