So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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