I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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