i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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