I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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