okay pat passed out under dana's car
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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