make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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