I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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