Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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