I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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