I'm really into asian looking animals
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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