I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We left the knife in your bed.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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