I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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