I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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