Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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