I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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