i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
only you would photoshop your dick
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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