im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I look excited, but its just a facade.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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