What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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