The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
