"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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