I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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