Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
