Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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