Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
