once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
