margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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