I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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