And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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