Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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