And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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